The Mr. Duso mystery has been solved! A friend let me know that Duso is the brainchild of the Family Rights Association and his name is actually an acronym for Developing an Understanding of Self and Others. They even have a website, which is amazing, no duh, look at that picture. “Duso is a dolphin puppet who visits with all Kindergarten classrooms several times throughout the school year.” Seems normal enough, but what if Duso is making consistent visits well into 6th grade? Oh, I’m probably going to be serial killer? Cool, cool. Remember the lyrics to the song I thought I was stealing? Wrong. I was right. Because brainwashing children works and even through your darkest times its message remains: “Hey, Duso, come on out. Hey, Duso, come on out. We like to listen and talk with you. We like your fun and your stories too. Hey, duso, come on out.” We like your fun and your stories, too. You know what else kids like? Sex. “Activities include stories, guided fantasies, puppetry, role play, and music.” Whoooooooaaaaa, Duso! Haha, jkidding, maybe reword your website.

The Mr. Duso mystery has been solved! A friend let me know that Duso is the brainchild of the Family Rights Association and his name is actually an acronym for Developing an Understanding of Self and Others. They even have a website, which is amazing, no duh, look at that picture.

  • “Duso is a dolphin puppet who visits with all Kindergarten classrooms several times throughout the school year.”

Seems normal enough, but what if Duso is making consistent visits well into 6th grade? Oh, I’m probably going to be serial killer? Cool, cool.

Remember the lyrics to the song I thought I was stealing? Wrong. I was right. Because brainwashing children works and even through your darkest times its message remains:

  • “Hey, Duso, come on out. Hey, Duso, come on out. We like to listen and talk with you. We like your fun and your stories too. Hey, duso, come on out.”

We like your fun and your stories, too. You know what else kids like? Sex.

  • “Activities include stories, guided fantasies, puppetry, role play, and music.”

Whoooooooaaaaa, Duso! Haha, jkidding, maybe reword your website.

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