Hicatie

Recession Band-Aids And Their Subsequent Reviews

The Chef — four corn nuts glued together

“This one healed my wound almost immediately, because of all the salt, but it was pretty painful and scarred right away.”

The Cat Lover — a miniature plastic disco ball tied around with string

“Just when I thought my cut was healing, one of the ball’s edges would reopen it.”

Hey Mr. Postman — bits of packing peanuts sprinkled on top of wound

“Well, what can I say — my leg’s been amputated.”