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hey did you get that new CD

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 13:39:54 -0700

hey did you get that new CD

The object of the game is that I stare at Terry

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enjoy the comedy of Katt Williams previously

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 12:41:59 -0700

enjoy the comedy of Katt Williams

previously

“Trick.”

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 15:26:00 -0700

“Trick.”

Cooper as House

Fri, 03 Jun 2011 22:20:10 -0700

I’ll tell you another thing about Damages: the involvement of Cory the dog as a character is...

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 17:08:00 -0700

I’ll tell you another thing about Damages: the involvement of Cory the dog as a character is unlike anything I’ve ever seen in a show.

Beside Fraiser, but I think we can all agree no one gives a shit about jack russell terriers, world’s grossest dog. Cory is considered, not remembered. Half the cast of Mad Men can’t even say that. Does anyone know where Sally’s brother is? Cory doesn’t, she’s busy getting air time.

This is Patty so concerned for her dog.

Again, she is a woman who ends people’s lives as a hobby, but look at her heart going out to this little guy. Some random stranger lives to see another day because Patty was distracted long enough by Cory not to plot a murder.

In one scene Cory returns from a park visit and Patty screams “I love seeing you again!!” and then laughs as if she has not one care in the world.

Cory went to the park for maybe an hour, by the way. Patty then walks into the kitchen where she once threw a glass bottle at her husband. Duality of character.

Like real life, the dog is used as a prop within the marriage — being spoken for or through, or just good old fashioned contempt for the person you once loved: “If you’re looking for companionship, I can give you the name of a great breeder.” Oh damn, Cory burn!!

Haha, remember Patty’s concerned face? Scroll up for that, I know I will. But before I forget!

I am still saying hello to Rose Byrne. There was a weird eyebrow thing going on in Season 2 which we will overlook because to tell you the truth, I think they saved her life. She was approximately 13 pounds last season and her body had to do something to maintain body heat.

Look at her, just as surprised as we all are to be rocking The Rachel in 2011 and remaining perfect while doing so. Am I right, Cory?

Yesterday was straight out of “Everything Must Go.”...

Tue, 31 May 2011 13:37:00 -0700

Yesterday was straight out of “Everything Must Go.” I was set up in front of my house for a yard sale and a boy in the neighborhood decided he wanted to help me. We sat together while he cased my inventory, suggested buying incentives and Rebecca Hall was moving in across the street— juuuust kidding, but I honestly thought Will Ferrell was going to appear out of nowhere and tell me they were doing a new series for MTV where they recreate scenarios from current movies and catch it on camera. Boiling Points (Movie Edition).

Like any good salesman, he greeted people seconds after they rounded the corner/got out of their car, and, in some cases, chased people down the street to let them know there were “things to buy” just ahead. I’m sure for these people it felt like they were in Express all over again.

We:

Sang such Portland classics as “It’s Cold Out Here Today (Rain Rain Rain)”
He told me about girl-book Keeping Secrets by Hannah Montana. The secret? She was Hannah Montana.
Talked about our mutual love of You Got Served
He highballed — “What do you think, this (landline) phone for… 30 dollars?” while I lowballed — “25 cents.”
Ate nothing
He had no takers on his 5 dollar pencil bag or anything

At the end of the day I gave him 3 dollars (Who am I, my dad?) and he goes, “You didn’t want to split the money you made on your couch halfway?” Incredible. GET OFF MY LAWN

DAMAGES

Mon, 23 May 2011 18:06:00 -0700

Welp, I’ve become obsessed with another show no one cares about/show your dad would watch, and once again want to talk about it to anyone that will listen. Who will hear me? You, today!

First of all, Rose Byrne: hello. HELLO TO YOU!

You are fine, and I mean that like the 90s. Truthfully, I started to watch Damages after seeing Bridesmaid because I enjoyed her performance as “Helen” in it, a role about which she told her agent during the casting process: “Give me a crack at the bitch.” I’m sorry, have you ever said anything as charming in your entire stupid life?

So obviously I went down a Rose Byrne interview rabbit hole and guess what? She’s funny IRL!!!! In one interview someone asked her how she felt about the faster paced TV environment with last minute script changes and she said, “I just cry a lot about it.” Ha, Rose! Look at us.

My favorite is an Emmy round-table where she is so poised and beautiful that she makes January Jones look like a paper bag who spits out garbage. You can almost feel the confidence drain from the loose leaf that is January Jones’s face.

Speaking of faces, if we could talk about Glenn Close’s for a second.

I’m wondering almost constantly what’s going on there. Is Damages what she’s doing when she’s not the woman who wants to surgery herself into a cat?

There’s just something not right and I bet now you’re wondering what’s wrong with her face. Well, I’ll tell you, it’s her eyes, they’re too close together. That said, I think Glenn Close is a terrific actress and is apparently a lot of fun off set.

Ha, yes, I have been brushing up on my DAMAGES behind the scenes!! Did you know that Glenn Close and Rose Byrne are friends outside of the show?

Anyway, I guess I haven’t really talked at all about Damages. Who cares? Not you. It’s good, you should watch it. Lawyers lawyer-ing it up. Strong females. Some things about the show don’t make complete sense, though, like how Ellen (Rose) is at times completely and hilariously unprofessional. Walking into Patty’s (Glenn’s) office talking about, “WTF is your problem Patty, you idiot?” and Patty’s like “Hello, excuse me?” but then apparently everything is fine later in the day and no one has been fired. Patty forreal murders at least one person every 3 episodes just because they are sort of annoying her and she’s going to let a bitch roll into her office with an attitude?

WATCH DAMAGES OR I WILL SHOOT YOU

but then sometimes — sometimes you’re just feeling...

Mon, 16 May 2011 12:30:07 -0700

but then sometimes — sometimes you’re just feeling it like Naomi Judd in a Judd concert

sometimes life feels like a lazy Naomi Judd eye

Mon, 16 May 2011 12:28:16 -0700

sometimes life feels like a lazy Naomi Judd eye

sometimes I’m like Naomi Judd in a bucket hat and/or burn...

Mon, 16 May 2011 12:14:00 -0700

sometimes I’m like Naomi Judd in a bucket hat and/or burn victim

sometimes I’m like Naomi Judd in tiny glasses and a...

Mon, 16 May 2011 12:12:47 -0700

sometimes I’m like Naomi Judd in tiny glasses and a Mossimo hat, just living

naomi judd / me IRL

Thu, 12 May 2011 12:40:06 -0700

naomi judd / me IRL

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 12:49:54 -0700

Life: it’s fair and makes sense!

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 14:30:21 -0700

Life: it’s fair and makes sense!

lookin good in 2011

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 14:28:27 -0700

lookin good in 2011