Who is Binga?

Wanted to see if Google Image could shed some light on the real identity of my childhood imaginary friend. Let’s see who it brought up.

Are you Binga?

Ha, okay, maybe!! We talked on the phone A LOT. Is that a Bose bluetooth? I don’t remember any of the conversations so it’s entirely possible this happened: “Hey, sorry, I was outside. What’s up with you?” “Same old bullshit. Working. Smoking.” “Cool. You still dead?” “Yeah.” But, ultimately, no, Binga had a face.

Are… you Binga?

This Binga is chilling for real!!!!!!! You’re a bunny, though.

Are you Binga?

NO.

Oh god if none of these are Binga then—

IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY