May 2012
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May 23rd
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July 2011
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The object of the game is that I stare at Terry
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June 2011
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Cooper as House
Jun 4th
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I’ll tell you another thing about Damages: the involvement of Cory the dog as a character is unlike anything I’ve ever seen in a show. Beside Fraiser, but I think we can all agree no one gives a shit about jack russell terriers, world’s grossest dog. Cory is considered, not remembered. Half the cast of Mad Men can’t even say that. Does anyone know where Sally’s...
Jun 3rd
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May 2011
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May 31st
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DAMAGES
Welp, I’ve become obsessed with another show no one cares about/show your dad would watch, and once again want to talk about it to anyone that will listen. Who will hear me? You, today! First of all, Rose Byrne: hello. HELLO TO YOU! You are fine, and I mean that like the 90s. Truthfully, I started to watch Damages after seeing Bridesmaid because I enjoyed her performance as...
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April 2011
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March 2011
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Who is Binga?
Wanted to see if Google Image could shed some light on the real identity of my childhood imaginary friend. Let’s see who it brought up. Are you Binga? Ha, okay, maybe!! We talked on the phone A LOT. Is that a Bose bluetooth? I don’t remember any of the conversations so it’s entirely possible this happened: “Hey, sorry, I was outside. What’s up with you?”...
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February 2011
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Favorite shots of the Designing Women opening...
Feb 24th
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January 2011
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Jan 14th
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2011 Golden Globes EXCLUSIVE
I stand against the guardrails of the 2011 Golden Globes red carpet.  Kevin Spacey lingers against the wall. Me: (waving) Kevin Spacey! Kevin Spacey!!!! Kevin Spacey turns, notices me waving and approaches with a smile. Me: Kevin Spacey, favorite Lil’ Wayne mixtape? Kevin Spacey: (turns head and laughs) I’m afraid I don’t really know much about that. Me: You don’t know much...
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Recession Band-Aids And Their Subsequent Reviews
The Chef — four corn nuts glued together “This one healed my wound almost immediately, because of all the salt, but it was pretty painful and scarred right away.” The Cat Lover — a miniature plastic disco ball tied around with string “Just when I thought my cut was healing, one of the ball’s edges would reopen it.” Hey Mr. Postman — bits of packing...
Jan 5th
December 2010
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She knows fashion
Dec 30th
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Crazy that these are personal anecdotes for some...
My best friend’s dad is a dentist and consulted with Fabolous on his chipped tooth My uncle is the creator of the Leaning Cowboy shadow statue you (YOU) put against your home An aquaintence from high school is in the current SNL cast reel, she walks with Bobby Moynihan down the street
Dec 13th
The only joke I've ever loved
A farmer hears a knock at his door late one winter’s night. He opens his door, looks around, looks down and there, at his doorstep, is a snail. The snail says, “Can I come in, I’m really coooooold?” The Farmer says, “No, get outta here, snail,” and kicks him across the garden. Spring comes, then summer, then fall — before you know it, it’s winter...
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How old is your first e-mail address?
Mine’s so old: it has over 9,000 unread e-mails my address has numbers in it it is a yahoo! address it has e-mails from dELia*s
Dec 3rd
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November 2010
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Nov 19th
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